Like our merch? Find out how to win it!

Like our merch? Find out how to win it!

Jenna Simeonov

Readers, we love you just as much as you love us. That’s why we’re excited about our monthly draw, coming up on February 1 (that’s tomorrow!). It’s a way of giving back to the kind folks who support our Patreon campaign; and if you want to win some of our merchandise, or even a ticket to a show with the folks of Schmopera, head over to our Patreon page to find out how to make yourself eligible.

If you like what you see here at Schmopera, tell your friends, tell your fans, and tell your mothers!

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