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Vittorio Grigòlo, impromptu voice teacher

Vittorio Grigòlo, impromptu voice teacher

Is it just us, or do strapping tenors always seem to waver on the line between charming enthusiasm and invasion of personal space? Now, this woman is being a great sport as a stranger (for all intents and purposes) touches her face. She's likely one of the many women and men who would indulge Mr. Grigòlo in an impromptu - and tactile - voice lesson.

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5 opera crossovers we're dying to see

5 opera crossovers we're dying to see

The combination of his belching, singing, and loud drunken soliloquies is enough to wake up the grouchy Fafner, a dragon who values his sleep. Surprisingly, Falstaff's jolly demeanour diffuses the usual rage that Fafner feels upon being woken up; the dragon takes the knight up on his offer for more wine, and the two get along famously.

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There's a new Klingon opera in the works

There's a new Klingon opera in the works

It's true! If you're a fan of Star Trek, you're well aware of the Klingon culture's appreciation for opera. 'u', the so-called "First authentic Klingon opera on Earth" by Eef van Breen, Kees Ligtelijn, and Marc Okrand, was put up in 2010 in The Hague to sold-out crowds.

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Opera fans have nothing on the "My Way Killings"

Opera fans have nothing on the "My Way Killings"

Karaoke is pretty huge in the Philippines, and apparently the standards of performance are held to dangerously high levels. In fact between roughly 2002 and 2012, there were about six instances of karaoke-induced violence, which later became known as the "My Way Killings". Yup, as in the song "My Way", famously popularised by Frank Sinatra in the late 1960s.

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Narcoleptic supernumerary in demand as dead body of Buoso Donati

Narcoleptic supernumerary in demand as dead body of Buoso Donati

A narcoleptic supernumerary has earned great praise for his portrayal of the dead body of Buoso Donati in Puccini's "Gianni Schicchi", now in-demand as Buoso-du-jour.

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Conductor's score appears to have been opened prior to first rehearsal

Conductor's score appears to have been opened prior to first rehearsal

Breaking news: spine on conductor’s score shows signs of having been opened before the first rehearsal, says source sitting nearby. Currently unclear if the score has been borrowed from a friend.

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Stage management shocked as everyone brings own pencil to rehearsal

Stage management shocked as everyone brings own pencil to rehearsal

Breaking: everyone brings their own pencil to rehearsal, leaving stage management stunned.

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Broken harpsichord replaced mid-show by crappy piano & sheet of paper

Broken harpsichord replaced mid-show by crappy piano & sheet of paper

After mid-performance harpsichord malfunction, stage management saves the day with crappy piano and large piece of scrap paper.

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Trump to host WH screening of "What's Opera, Doc?"

Trump to host WH screening of "What's Opera, Doc?"

Donald Trump plans to host screening of “What’s Opera, Doc?” for White House staffers, following success of "Finding Nemo".

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2 violists injured after Cunegonde's aria ends in chaos

2 violists injured after Cunegonde's aria ends in chaos

Cunegonde’s aria ends in chaos after soprano accidentally launches broken string of pearls into orchestra pit, 2 violists report painful welts.

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